cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
because they push two twins together to make a king.
is this what having a penis is like